Munna Bhai

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
A RAPIST
A MURDERER
A PSYCO and
A GAY.
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT
TILL IT DIE”
 THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE
YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D
TORTURE IT TO DEATH”
THE PSYCOSAYS, “OH YEAH
ONCE
IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I
DIE”
THE GAY IN THE CORNER
VERY SOFTLY SAYS.. “MEOOWN”

In order to get 100/100

 In order to get 100/100 in
life, a man requires 100%
talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4%
talent and  the remaining is
only 36-24-36 haha

Kabhi kabhi mere lund mein khayaal aata hai

Song Name: Kabhi Kabhi Mere dil mein

Kabhi kabhi mere lund mein khayaal aata hai
Ki jaise chutko banaya gaya haimere liye
Tu abse pehle kothey pe bas rahi thi kahin
Tujhe lodging pe bulaya gaya hai mere liye
Kabhi kabhi mere lund mein khayaal aata hai
Ki ye boobs ye nipple meri amaanat hain
Ye zhaaton ki ghani chhaon hain meri khatir
Ye chut aur ye boche meri amaanat hain
Kabhi kabhi mere lund mein khayaal aata hai
suhaag raat hain condom laga raha hoon main
chimat rahi hai tu garma ke apni goton pe
Kabhi kabhi mere lund mein khayaal aata hai
Ki jaise me tujhe chodunga umra bhar yoohin
Uthegi meri taraf boobs pe nazar yoohin
Main jaanta hoon ki tu raand hai magar yoohin
Main jaanta hoon ki tu raand hai magar yoohin
Kabhi kabhi mere lund mein khayaal aata hai

Wanted- Le le maza le

Song Name - Le le maza le
Movie Name - Wanted


Le le le lere lele mazaa le
Le le le lele mazaa le
Le le le lere lele mazaa le
Le le le lele mazaa le

Gand ka jamke mazaa le
Le le le le re mazaa le
Chut ka jamke mazaa le
Le le lere lele

Chikani chikani gand hai
gand ke nashe mein tera land hai
Mauka hai masti hai mood bhi hai le le lele mazaa
Aaj ka waqt lund-chut ke saath hai
Le le le lere lele mazaa le
Le le le lele mazaa le
Le le le lere lele mazaa le
Le le le lele mazaa le

Gand ka jamke mazaa le
Le le le le re mazaa le
Chut ka jamke mazaa le
Le le lere lele

Le le le lele chu-chu chut lele
Jamke chut le le
So-la-ti-do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti
Le le le lele chu-chu chut lele
Jamke chut le le
Re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-re-mi-la-ti

Doodh-cum piye, ek doosre ka
Hosh na rahein yahan zara zara sa bhi kisi ko

Chahe chahe jaise teri gand mai maroo
Apni marzi se teri mar raha hoon main tu dekh

Le le le lere lele mazaa le
Le le le lele mazaa le
Le le le lere lele mazaa le
Le le le lele mazaa le

Raat ka jamke mazaa le
Le le le le re mazaa le
Aaaj ka jamke mazaa le
Le le lere lele