4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
A RAPIST
A MURDERER
A PSYCO and
A GAY.
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT
TILL IT DIE”
 THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE
YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D
TORTURE IT TO DEATH”
THE PSYCOSAYS, “OH YEAH
ONCE
IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I
DIE”
THE GAY IN THE CORNER
VERY SOFTLY SAYS.. “MEOOWN”

In order to get 100/100

 In order to get 100/100 in
life, a man requires 100%
talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4%
talent and  the remaining is
only 36-24-36 haha

Kabhi kabhi mere lund mein khayaal aata hai

Song Name: Kabhi Kabhi Mere dil mein

Kabhi kabhi mere lund mein khayaal aata hai
Ki jaise chutko banaya gaya haimere liye
Tu abse pehle kothey pe bas rahi thi kahin
Tujhe lodging pe bulaya gaya hai mere liye
Kabhi kabhi mere lund mein khayaal aata hai
Ki ye boobs ye nipple meri amaanat hain
Ye zhaaton ki ghani chhaon hain meri khatir
Ye chut aur ye boche meri amaanat hain
Kabhi kabhi mere lund mein khayaal aata hai
suhaag raat hain condom laga raha hoon main
chimat rahi hai tu garma ke apni goton pe
Kabhi kabhi mere lund mein khayaal aata hai
Ki jaise me tujhe chodunga umra bhar yoohin
Uthegi meri taraf boobs pe nazar yoohin
Main jaanta hoon ki tu raand hai magar yoohin
Main jaanta hoon ki tu raand hai magar yoohin
Kabhi kabhi mere lund mein khayaal aata hai

Wanted- Le le maza le

Song Name - Le le maza le
Movie Name - Wanted


Le le le lere lele mazaa le
Le le le lele mazaa le
Le le le lere lele mazaa le
Le le le lele mazaa le

Gand ka jamke mazaa le
Le le le le re mazaa le
Chut ka jamke mazaa le
Le le lere lele

Chikani chikani gand hai
gand ke nashe mein tera land hai
Mauka hai masti hai mood bhi hai le le lele mazaa
Aaj ka waqt lund-chut ke saath hai
Le le le lere lele mazaa le
Le le le lele mazaa le
Le le le lere lele mazaa le
Le le le lele mazaa le

Gand ka jamke mazaa le
Le le le le re mazaa le
Chut ka jamke mazaa le
Le le lere lele

Le le le lele chu-chu chut lele
Jamke chut le le
So-la-ti-do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti
Le le le lele chu-chu chut lele
Jamke chut le le
Re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-re-mi-la-ti

Doodh-cum piye, ek doosre ka
Hosh na rahein yahan zara zara sa bhi kisi ko

Chahe chahe jaise teri gand mai maroo
Apni marzi se teri mar raha hoon main tu dekh

Le le le lere lele mazaa le
Le le le lele mazaa le
Le le le lere lele mazaa le
Le le le lele mazaa le

Raat ka jamke mazaa le
Le le le le re mazaa le
Aaaj ka jamke mazaa le
Le le lere lele

Tere Naam- chodni chod k nachu

Film Name : Tere Naam
Song Name : chodni chod k nachu
Chodani chod Ke Naachoon, chodani
Naachoon chodani chod Ke Aaj Ke lund kala desii Ho Gayaa
Hamne teri jo maari aaj gaand
k louda kala desi Ho Gayaa
O chodoon chodani chOd Ke Aaj Ke lund kala desii Ho Gayaa
Tere chut Kaa Chhaayaa Khumaar Ke Lund kala tight Ho Gayaa
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ChOdani chOd Ke Naachoon, chOdani
Bole Choot bhi, boobswaa Bole
Aajaa lavda Leke Aajaa daalnaa
Bole Choot bhi, boobswaa Bole
Aajaa lavda Leke Aajaa daalnaa
Haathon Mein lungi Ho, gaand Meri tandoori Ho
Tere aand Kaa Kiyaa Singaar Ye Singaar
Mere choot Ki Aayee Bahaar Ke lund kala desi Ho Gayaa
O Naachoon chOdani chOd Ke Aaj Ke lund Pura desii Ho Gayaafilm : Tere Naam
song : chodni chod k nachu
Chodani chod Ke Naachoon, chodani
Naachoon chodani chod Ke Aaj Ke lund kala desii Ho Gayaa
Hamne teri jo maari aaj gaand
k louda kala desi Ho Gayaa
O chodoon chodani chOd Ke Aaj Ke lund kala desii Ho Gayaa
Tere chut Kaa Chhaayaa Khumaar Ke Lund kala tight Ho Gayaa
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ChOdani chOd Ke Naachoon, chOdani
Bole Choot bhi, boobswaa Bole
Aajaa lavda Leke Aajaa daalnaa
Bole Choot bhi, boobswaa Bole
Aajaa lavda Leke Aajaa daalnaa
Haathon Mein lungi Ho, gaand Meri tandoori Ho
Tere aand Kaa Kiyaa Singaar Ye Singaar
Mere choot Ki Aayee Bahaar Ke lund kala desi Ho Gayaa
O Naachoon chOdani chOd Ke Aaj Ke lund Pura desii Ho Gayaa

Meheboobs mere

Meheboobs mere,Meheboobs mere
Mujhe masti me tu jine de
Jo doodh hai tere sine mei
Mujhe daba daba ke pine de,
Mujhe daba daba ke pine de,

ZEEST BALATKARI LYRICS

ZEEST BALATKARI LYRICS

Raat ko nikali naari
hui gadi pe savaari
par voh raat usko pad gayi bhari.

Peeche se aaya main
utari uski saari
kachchi phadi
lung gaadi
aur gaand maari.

Kyunki main..........
Kyunki main..........
Kyunki main hoon ek balatkari.
Kyunki main..........
Kyunki main..........
Kyunki main hoon balatkari.

Chut hai ke voh ya ek mayga naala
lund mera lamba, pyaasa kaala
randii thi voh, maa ki lodi
karne di haan apni izzat chori.
ho'oh ho'oh

aakhir mein ruki gaadi
chadh gaye aur savaari
aur sabne naari pe nazar maari
naai ki gaand phati
bachch kar voh chhalang maari
laykin peeche pad gayi paltan saari

Kyunki voh..........
Kyunki voh..........
Kyunki voh..........
Kyunki voh..........
Kyunki voh..........
Kyunki voh sab hain balatkari
Kyunki voh..........
Kyunki voh..........
Kyunki voh sab hain balatkari

balatkari
balatkari
jisne sabki jaand phadi
balatkari
failayi aids jaise bimaari
balatkari
kaise zun sah sakti hai naari
balatkari
kanoon ko di hai badi supari
balatkari
gande log gande khiladi
balatkari
ooooooo balatkari

Choot Honey Singh lyrics

Choot Honey Singh lyrics

Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon

Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon

Aja teri choot maroon
Tere sir se chudney ka bhoot utaroon
Choodney key baad tujhe jutey maroon
Tere mooh main apna lora dey key mooth maroon (yeah)

Kar doon teri fuddi kharab
Merey jesa koi nahin meree bhudi kharab
Terey baad tere post
Bas yahi kaam kaaj mera
Kar doon ga khush tujhe
Luraa ley key naach mera

(honey singh & Baadshah)

Choda hoga tujh ko hazaroon ney
Mehngay mehngay kamroon mein
Lambi caroon mein
Bollywood key baray baray sitroon ney
Per merey lund jeesa dum naa bicharoon mein

Mein karoon din raat ek
Guzar merey saath ek raat …dekh
Terey jesey maine toree ek raat mein
Aazma key dekh ley, dum kitni hai baat mein

Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon

Gora badaan teri patli kamar
Solaan(16), sitraan(17) saal ke umar
Rehti tip top sunti hip hop
ley key chaloon tujh ko main CANDY SHOP

ch.. ch ..choos mera lura
aja choos mera lura
chaat merey tatte jaise aaloo ka pakoora
to hai choot ke rani
main hoon lodon ka raja
aja aja mere rani meri bansuri bajaja

thoda uuper thoda neechey
zara haat to bataa
dekh ne dey laal fudi zara jhat to hata
moon khool apna
mera naam to chilaa
baadshah,baadshah keh key GAAND to hilaa

honey singh

lun..lun..lun utey

honey singh

lun utey laya appan sanday da tail
chood chood ker doon mein fudi teri fail
putt putt mommey tere waday kardoon
kano sharmawey elay lun phar too
oey gaal kar to …… Main tah bada paad doon

laa lei barian nu kundi booha bund kar to
merey lun da waar jewen chaley talwaar
aj cheer do mein teri patiala salwar
maar maar chupey tenu pai gaye si chaskey
hun mare chika jadoon payaa wich kas ke
aja lun teh to beja tera pose banawaan
aj nai kaal nai rooj banawaan
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Khoono Khoon Hoje kachi jive dul gayi dava
Chap chap marey kasey jatt sari sari raat
Oh mera naa honey singh rati batiyaan bujhwaan
Nawi gadeyaan chalawaan naley fudiyaan sujaawaan

Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon

Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon

AE KYA KHOLTI TU

SONG Name : AE KYA KHOLTI TU....
Ae Kya kholti Tu
Ae Kya Main kholoon
chud..!
chuda.....!
Haathi Ka Lund dala
Kyu tune aake ye lund dala.
Chodenge, Pherenge dabayenge chaatenge Aish Karenge Aur Kya
Ae, Kya kholti Tu.....
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Laudaa wala Chikki Khaayenge
bhosda khol k Jaayenge
lund dala toh Gaand Ke Oopar Photo Kheench Ke Aayenge
Haan Bhi Karta
Na Bhi Karta
Lund Mera Deewana
Lund Bhi Saala Party Badle Kaisa Hai Zamaana
Condom Laga Tu Apne Lund Ko Zara
Pochh Le lekar mera ghaagra
Arre Pal Mein Phisalta Hai Pal Mein Sambhalta Hai
Confuse Karta Hai Bas Kya

Give me some condom

song name : give me some condom
Movie name : Teen chutiye
Saari umar hum
mutle maar liye ab ek pal toh hume chodne do
Saari umar hum
mutle maar liye ab ek pal toh hume chodne do
Saari umar hum
mutle maar liye ab ek pal toh hume chodne do


Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na
na nana na….
Give me some sunshine

Give me some rain

Give me another Condom

I wanna fuck you once again

Give me some sunshine

Give me some rain

Give me another Condom

I wanna fuck you once again
ladki ko chodne k liye maine jhukaaya
Lekin condom laga toh to khud

Papa ne sikhaya

99% marks se full on chodoge toh gand bachi

varna maa chudi

mutle maar maar kar pada hatheli par
Sunny leone,megan fox, priyanka ke chut ka chaala
Concentrated H2SO4 ne toh poore gand ke baal bhi jalaa dalaa

Mumkin hai ke tu jisako

mumkin hai ke tu jisako
samajhata hai baharan
auron ki nigahon mein wo
mausam ho khizan ka
hai sil-sila ehwal ka har lahja
dagargun
ae salek-rah fikr na kar sudo-
zayan ka
shayad k zamin hai wo kisi aur
jahan ki
tu jisko samajhta hai falak apne
jahan ka

Lamha Lamha Sanse

Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
.
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me So
Rahi Hai,
.
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri
Maut Ki Wajah,

Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai…

Yeh Such Hai Doston

Yeh Such Hai Doston Kisi Se
Pyaar Na Karna,
.
Kabhi Kisi Ka Aitbaar Na
Karna,

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Tham Ke Khanjar Apne Hi Hathon
Me

Bedardi Se Apne Dil Par Vaar Na
Karna.

Dedicated To PAKKE FRNDZ

Dedicated To PAKKE FRNDZ :
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Tum kisi aur ke liye honge jaanu, sweet heart, darling, ya baby, babu.
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Mere liye to tum Kutte the, Kamine ho aur Haramkhor hi rahoge..!!

Kya Aankhen hain

Kya Aankhen hain kya
zulf hai khy chehra tum
ne paya hai,
Aisa lagta hai jasy
Peepal k per se bhoot
utar k aya hai,
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Bura laga?
..
To vapis char jao

Obama, Manmohan, Sonia aur Aishwrya Train Me

1 Bar Obama, Manmohan, Sonia aur
Aishwrya Train Me the.
Tbhi 1 underpass Aya Or Kissing aur thapad
K awaj Ayi.
Jb train bahar Ayi to Obama ka Gaal Laal
tha, sb k sb chup..
Sonia soch rhi thi K Americns Pagal hote h ,
Obama Ne Aish ko Kiss Kiya Hoga,
Or thapad khaya Hoga.
Aish soch rhi thi K Obama ne Muje Kiss Krne
k Liye glti se Sonia Ko Kiss Kiya hoga aur
jhapad Khaya.
Obama soch rha tha K Manmohan ne Aish
ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne Muje Smja aur
muje Jhapad Mara..
Manmohan soch rha tha 1 bar fir gufa Aye
aur Mai kiss ki awaj Nikal kr fir Obama ko
Jhapad Maru.
Abhi isne INDIA ka politics dekha kahan
Hai :P

Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara

Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara
har dil diwana hai tumhara
log kehate hai chand ka tukda ho tum
lekin ham kehate hai chand tukda hai
tumhara.... ..... ..!

Mai zindgi bhar Jisko Chahta Raha

Mai zindgi bhar Jisko Chahta Raha

Aaj Usi ka beta Mujhe Aa Kr Bola

Dad Plz
Mujhe School Drop Krdo

Moral: Har Koi Apki Tarh Mama Nhi Banta..>

HaR raat 1 Naam

HaR raat 1 Naam
Yaad Aata He
Kabhi Subah kabhi Sham
Yaad aAta He
Jab Sochte H ki
KaRLe DusRi
Mohbbat
Tab
PehLi Mohbbat
Ka Anjam Yaad
Aata He....

We know TAJ MAHAL

We know TAJ MAHAL as symbol of love but
lesser known facts are:
1- Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife out of
his 7 wives (great) .
2- Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to
marry her (excellent) .
3- Mumtaz died during her 14th delivery
(Wow) .
4- After her death Shahjahan married
Mumtaz's sister (Amazing).
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Koi batega Where the hell was so called
love....????

2 pal jo jale wo DEEPAK

2-pal jo jale wo DEEPAK
2-pal jo mehke wo KHUSHBOO
2-pal jo dhadke wo DIL
2-pal jo yaad kare wo AAP
AUR Jo
2-pal ke liye bhi aapko na bhule wo HUM

Oscar nominated blue films 2012

Oscar nominated blue films 2012

1.Randi ki gand me Dandi

2.Saali jawan jija pareshan

3.Latakta khanjar kachhe k andar

4.Padosan k Chucche sabse Uncche

5.Utaar k panty so gai Aunty

6.Jaalim lauda lage hathuda

7.Petikot me visfot

8.Randi kar di thandi

9.Paan chabay muniya....
Maa chuday duniya...

Hum ko to apno ne luta gairo me kahan dam tha

Ek murde se jab uski dastan puchi gai to usne kuch is tarah bayan ki-
 Hum ko to apno ne luta gairo me kahan dam tha,
Meri haddi bhi vaha tuti jaha hospital band tha,
Mujhe vo
Ambulance mili jisme petrol kam tha,
Mujhe rikshe me bithaya kyoki kiraya kam tha,
Mujhe Doctor Ne uthaya narso me kahan dum tha,
Mujhe jis bed par litaya uske niche bomb tha,
Mujhe bomb ne udaya goli me kahan dum tha,
Mujhe sadak par hi dafnaya kyoki kabristan me bhi function tha.....

2 meel dur se agr

2 meel dur se agr
hojaye unki chut ka dee dar..
Wah wah...
2 meel dur se agr
hojye unki chut ka dee dar.....
lund aise bhage jaise karizma zmr....

Mere ansuo me uski tasvir basi h

Mere ansuo me uski tasvir basi h.
Per wo ma ki lodi kisi aur se fasi h.
Dekhna ek din me us rand ki kabr khodunga.
Or usi kbr pe uski behan ko chodunga.

30 feet ka saap

Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga.
Santa: kyu?
Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.

Boy- Chalo Kisi Viraan Jaga Chalte Hain

Boy- Chalo Kisi Viraan Jaga Chalte Hain.
Girl- Tum Aisi Vaisi Harkat To Nahi Karoge.!
Boy-Bilkul Nahi.
Girl-To Phir Rehne Do,
Kya Fayda…!

Dil Ki Hasti Mit Gayi Hoti

Dil Ki Hasti Mit Gayi Hoti,
Aur Sare Dard
Bad Gaye Hote,
Zindagi Aap Jaise
Dosto Ki Amanat
Hai,
Warna Hum To
Kab Ke Bikhar
Gaye Hote

Kas feeling vhi SMS ki Tarah Hoti

 Kas feeling vhi SMS ki Tarah Hoti to
Apke Gum Hm Receive karte
Apni Khushiya APKO Send karte
Apki NaRaZgi Delete karte
or
Apki Yadon ko save karte

Teri Yaado Me

Teri Yaadon Me
Roj Rota Hu,
Subha Hoti He
Tab Me Sota Hu
Ab Mughe Din Ki
Khabar Hai Na Raat Ki,
*Aey DOSTO
Teri YaaDO Me
Is Tarha Khota Hu

Intezar Hai

Intezar Hai
Kab Unse Bat Hogi
Khuda Jane
Kab Ye Ittefuk Hogi
Yun To Har Sham Milte Hai
Khwabo Me
Jane Kab Ru Ba Ru
Unse Mulakat Hogi.!

Find arms that will hold

Find arms that will hold
you at your weakest,
eyes that will see u
at your ugliest,
heart that will love you
at your worst,
if u have found it,
you have found love

Zindagi Ek Kahani Hoti He

Zindagi Ek Kahani Hoti He,
Par Hum To Ek Kissa Ban Ke Reh Gye.
Khud Ki Zindagi Ki Kahani To Likhi Nhi,
Auro Ki Kahani Ka Hisa Bn K Reh Gye.

Sari Umar Apko Pyar
Mile
Jo Dil Me Ho Wo Hazar
Baar Mile
Bichad Jate H Milne K
Bad Kuch Log
Saato Janam Na Bichade
Aisa ApkoPyar Mile.

Har InaYat Har KhuShi ApKi Ho
MaHek UtHe Wo MEHFiL JaHa HaSi ApKi Ho!
Koi B LaMha ApKa Udas Na Ho
KhuDa Kre JaNNat JaiSi ZinDgi AapKi Ho

Real love is not based on romance

Real love is not based on romance,
Candle light dinner
and
walks along the beach.
In fact, it is based on
Respect, Compromise,
Care
and
Trust 

I Don't Want A Dozen Flowers

 I Don't Want A Dozen Flowers,

A Box Full Of Chocolates,

Or Expensive Perfumes.

All I Want Is Her HEART

An Optimistic answer By Broken Heart

An Optimistic answer By Broken Heart
Boy.
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YOU broke my heart into many pieces.Thanx now I can give them to many girls. :P

That awkward moment

That awkward moment
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when a small kid hits you
without any reason in front of his mom and you can't do anything but smile:):P

Universal TRUTH we learnt

Universal TRUTH we learnt
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"
Moral
"Education spoils our commonsense"

When Parents Care... we call it Restriction

When Parents Care... we call it Restriction!!
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When Boyfriend/Girlfriend Restricts...
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Oh My God... He is So "Caring"..

A Girl Updated her Status on facebook

A Girl Updated her Status on facebook:
":(("

1st Boy Commented:
What happened Babes? Am therefor you ?? :/
*She Blocked Him*

2nd Boy Commeted:
aawww My Baby, I Love you...
Please don't Cry.. :(
*She Blocked Him too.. =$*

3rd Boy Commeted:
Hat be.. =O
Jab Dekho Roti rehti hai facebook pe..!! =@
*She Blocked him too..* . . .

4th Boy Commented:
What happened Dear ??
Can I help u in anyway ???
She Commented back:
Yes Bro.
Let me know you via inbox..!! =)

** This Time..
The Boy Blocked Her.. =P =D 

Teacher are you sleeping in class

Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him,

Little boy:
"Teacher are you sleeping in class?"

Teacher:
"No I am not sleeping in class."

Little boy:
"What were you doing sir ?"

Teacher:
"I was talking to God."

The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him...

Teacher:
"young man, you are sleeping in my class."

Little boy:
"No not me sir, I am not sleeping."

Angry teacher:
"What were you doing.??"

Little boy:
"I was talking to God."

Angry teacher:
"What did He say??"

Little boy:
"God said He never spoke to you yesterday..."

wedding day

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins...

I'm searching for the most beautiful girl

Boy: I'm searching for the
most beautiful girl..!!

Girl: Look I came for you..!!

Boy: That's nice! Now help
me to find her..!

Money Doesn't Grow

MOM ALWAYS SAID...

"Money Doesn't Grow On Trees"

Mom!!!! money is made from
paper & paper comes from trees.

Therefore your argument is
invalid

Daikhtay hain yeh aziat

Daikhtay hain yeh aziat gawara ker k..!!
!
Baaton baton mein bicharnay ka ishara ker k
Khud bhi roya woh bohut hum say kinara ker k
!
Sochta rehta hon tanhai mein Anjam-e-Khuloos
Phir usi jurm-e-mohabbat ko dobarah ker k
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Jagmaga di hain teray shehar ki galiyan mein nay
Apnay her ashk ko palkon pay sitara ker kay
!
Daikh laitay hain chalo hosla apnay dil ka
Aur kuch rooz teray sath guzara ker k
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Aik hi shehar mein rehna magar milna nahin
Daikhtay hain yeh aziat gawara ker k..!!

Go To Hell

CUTE INSULT :
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Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
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Boy : What.?!
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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
letters..!!
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Boy : I knw. Its I love You..
But I Dont..!!
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Then What..?
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Girl : Go To Hell !!

pagal hai wo

pagal hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai ................
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Meri maano to 1st April ko propose karo.........
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Maan gayi to 'I LOVE YOU' gussa kiya to 'APRIL FOOL'. . . !! hehe !:

Wife To Husband

Wife To Husband :
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Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,
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Husband Replied :
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Darling ,,,
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It's a Computer Not Your Husband

Pen hai?

Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??